Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER

Your mom is my sugar mommy

by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020

your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

your mom

a fat cow on legs

i saw your mom at a farm

by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019

your papa

It is a typically used to insult people in the Nigerian speech/language "pidgin". It could be completed, but is also very effective alone. It is very provocative because Nigerians hold their parents in very high regard and get quite mad when any of them are mentioned in an insult.

"why would you slap me? your papa dey craze?"
*someone insults you* "Your papa"

by msfteverything March 31, 2022

Your crush

Me ;)

Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.

by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

your..online.parent

your..online.parent is a very funny,well known tiktokker with almost 700 follows.they use he/they pronouns and use vsp.their height is 5’3 and favorite color is red.

Person one:hey,do you know who your..online.parent is?
Person two:no,I don’t.
Person one:you should go check them out,their p cool 👍😀

by dracofm October 13, 2021