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Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
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Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
by Stinky Link July 28, 2020
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a whale of a ass

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!
by Jordyn’s Ass Licker March 18, 2023
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Whale-phoria

N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.

2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
"That sex made me feel almost as good as whale-phoria does!"
by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011
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whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021
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whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created
When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!
by Oxygen Farmer August 5, 2016
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reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.
Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!
by Bevrore June 28, 2019
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