Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console

Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game

by thechas3 April 1, 2021

War ghoul

People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.

The war in Ukraine has those war ghouls in Raytheon foaming at the mouth.

by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022

jandal wars

A fun yet painful game which can test ones jandal ability, two people with one jandal each put there left hand behind there back and each have a turn to slap the person in the cheek as hard as they can, and this continues until someone gives up and the other person is declared the jandal king until he is beaten.

"Did you watch chris and mick play jandal wars?."
"Yea i did mate, it was bloody brutal!."
"At least chris is the jandal king now!."

by Bez23 January 2, 2009

This War Of Mine

This War Of Mine is a game that shows the harrowing depiction of war, not from the soldiers perspective - but the ordinary civilians caught in the cross fire. The beauty of this game is the terrible depression and despair you experience during your survival attempts. Even if you barely reach the ceasefire, you may not feel satisfied at all, and just want to try again until your survivors are safe and sound throughout the entire war, and you finally get to feel happy.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.

UserRed: "Holy shit bro I feel so bad, I just got Katia killed at Military Outpost, and before that I stole from the old man at the garage. Now Roman is angry and probably going to leave and Zlata cant stop crying. Im running out of meds and winter is coming."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."

by Kongjie December 7, 2020

War-Hero

That one guy who flew into the darksphere or some shit

That guy saved the world he is just like War-Hero

by HoodedManBob February 28, 2018

War Elephant

War elephants are beasts trained for close combat in Ancient times. They could be a menace to enemy cavalries, trampling soldiers and spooking horses. However they could be scared off by excruciating pain and flaming pigs. Lord of the Rings and Primal are movies/shows that show war elephants.

Man those war elephants in lord of the rings were cool
Yeah! The ones in Primal were rad aswell

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017