Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.

Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.

by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010

unicorn

a horse on drugs. come on they puke rainbows and fart glitter who says they're not on drugs?
i am here to ruin childhoods

"my mommy is a unicorn she smells sugar"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

Operation: Unicorn-Sex

1. The practice of searching the world for Mythological creatures (not just unicorns) and having sex with them.

1. "Man... I'm bored"
"OPERATION UNICORN-SEX!"
"Rad Idea homie! Let's go hunting for the minator!"
"True dat... we gon' screw that myth!"

by Rudelife February 4, 2003

Unicorn Hunting

When a guy or girl has unrealistically high standards for the people they date.

Dave is still single because he goes unicorn hunting every time he's out.

by Screechy Witch August 3, 2017

Unicorn

A virgin.

"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."

by Pear's Megzo January 11, 2014

Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead

"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.

"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."

by BigSondra December 9, 2010