Dont drink the jar marked unicorn sweat, I couldnt find a tissue and tha baby food jar is all that was around
by nipplezdaclown September 13, 2009
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A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
by buttssssssssssssssssssssssssss October 10, 2008
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Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?
by Crippled127 October 4, 2011
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Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
by Cut glitter December 4, 2016
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