Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Ultimized

To take an ultimate situation past its maximum potential

The event was ultimate but it was taken to the next level... it was ultimized
The addition of something extra ultimized it

by Waylaw July 21, 2022

Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

ultimate

Having the qualities of being both singular and sublime.

Only feelings can be ultimate.

Feeling stands at the top of the pan-nihilistic pantheon.

It can be described as ultimate.

by metawave November 5, 2019

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025

Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022