by miztercrazy September 13, 2016
Get the ultimate dab speedmug. To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015
Get the ultimate shottiesmug. When you talk to a girl you really like and want to marry, and you treat her so good, do everything for her and make her dreams come true and do everything right, and she starts to get horny, and she gets so horny that she will go have sex with another guy who didn't do nothing for her at all. most of the time these be celebrity females and the guys be normal people not famous yet, its so heart breaking and kills the guy so much because he wants to be with her so bad that ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL WHO SEES ALL , AND KNOWS ALL, Even private thoughts. punishes them the worst way possible, even worst than hell being set on fire for all eternity.
by Demegasus Solstice April 3, 2022
Get the Ultimate Deadly Sinmug. by FoolishKeys September 23, 2023
Get the Ultimate Girlbossmug. When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
Get the Ultimate Jizz Attackmug. by johnisanabsolutedon April 11, 2020
Get the ultimate listmug. Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.
by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021
Get the Juan From Ultimatemug.