French Toast

When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk

I just french toasted her

by DogShitMan June 3, 2018

Raw toast

A slang joke for Latina woman who hasnt had sex yet

Damn girl, you're raw toast can I take your virginity?

by devilbrine April 1, 2017

Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

by AlibiL490 November 6, 2017

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Disco Toast

When you regurgitate in your bed and you use it as lube to jerk off.

I just had Ana amazing disco toast night

by Johnnymeat February 1, 2017

Vanilla toast

Doubly plain Jane nothing special, both vanilla and toast show it is exceptionally plain.

That company is very vanilla toast. They don't do anything special.

by Tnccawsome January 28, 2020

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011