by Shuagy September 5, 2023

by helloidkwhattoputsohihereiam November 12, 2020

Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018

“hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022
