Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

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J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

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So basically, my GOAT, HoUOUOUOUOUOYOYOYOUOOUOUOIN KAMEHAMEHA (AKA MADDO SCIENTISTO), was asked that's whether he'd would lose to time convergence & he replied with "Nah, I'd win" stating that he'd win against alpha & beta world lines, & achieve the true STEINS;GATE. (Rassengan!!)

Mayuri: KAMEHAMEHA!
Mayushii: Okarin OKABE RINTARO STEINS;GATE, BANKAI!!!

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) February 21, 2024

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gated

gated (adj). gated means agreed/in agreement. derived from the room (29/01/22)

we all gated that we should loud the room

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

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jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

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