Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).

"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."

by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

Christmas Sac

Definition sourced during Spring, 2017

A sack of mixed party goods; somus and lotus.

Methamphetamine, and greens, loud.

I got two quarters; I need that Christmas Sac @ 20/20 vision.

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Christmas Palace

IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING IS FREE FREE FREE WHEN YOU MENTION HASHTAG #WETMILLER AT CHECKOUT. COME AND GET EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE

"Did you hear about that place going out of business?"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"

by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t February 17, 2019

Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

by Scburt November 14, 2022