urban dictionary

my best friend, always there for me when i don’t know what something means, and besides apparently everything has to do with sex, it’s very useful

Person 1: And i said stfu
Me: *Wtf does stfu means*
Urban dictionary: Now worries i got you

by cuteasabuttonhe March 1, 2021

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban dictionary

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THIS IS

I was on the urban dictionary

by The weird kid January 3, 2019

Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

urban dictionary

The best dictionary on the internet.

"Oh my fucking god I love urban dictionary it's actually so cool"
"Same, Urban Dictionary provides me with such cool things such as: ..."

by DayKilling May 12, 2022

urban dictionary

a site just full of homophobic users who don't have anything better to do other than sit and vote that anything to do with the gays should not be put on their site so to all of the homophobic assholes that vote on shit fuck you and your whole family other than the gay ones obviously because as much as you hate it there is ALWAYS a gay family member

girl one: have you been on urban dictionary

girl two: no because almost all of the users are homophobic

by Tifrybfwnsfb May 10, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place where everything is somehow sexual

don’t look up anything on urban dictionary if you don’t have a dark sense of humor or you’ll regret it

by The Sussiest Baka March 7, 2021