SWAT Testing

By definition, "Software with a lot of testers". In reality a day spent poring over hotkeys and syntacical anomalies in a software product.

Tomorrow is SWAT testing day, I feel sick...

by John Fakeson August 1, 2003

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004

high test

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing

Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.

by Pot a wana December 25, 2007

pencil test

a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black

hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black

by adam nicolia August 25, 2008

Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

Dana Test

DNA Test

That dumb bitch cheated. Let's get on Steve Wilkos to get a Dana Test.

by Daytime TV slang January 2, 2014

endurance test

The Act Of Willingly Allowing One's Self To Be Annoyed Without Reacting.

"Want An Endurance Test?" "Sure." "Ludludludludludludlidl!!!" *Slap Slap* "Bacawck! Bacawck!"

by Nutin' February 27, 2018