Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider

(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!

by Sap December 25, 2004

Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

by DMITCH November 22, 2007

mouthfull of spiders

A descriptive term used to mean something particularly nasty,bad or horrendous.

"G'damn,that was as much fun as a mouthfull of spiders."

"Jesus,I'd rather have a mouthfull of spiders than to kiss her scaggly ass."

by CrowTard March 25, 2006

spider tits

Those tiny little boobies with pointy nipples.

Yuck dude, thems spider tits on that ho!

by Captain Spidertits October 7, 2008

spider-man

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.

damn it, I had a spider-man.

by patty watty the fat faggy May 11, 2010

Spider-Man

The act of excessively cumming.

"Holy fuck that pornstar just got seriously spider-manned!"

by brandizzle fo shizzle, nizzles and bizzles October 19, 2003

spider pig

spider pig pure good mate

that spider pig is a tad spider piggish today, isn't it?

by fgo;dirth November 27, 2007