Promiscuous Pi

When the number π flirted around and even got intimate with some fellow numerical constants or buddies, which makes her feel or look like a loose or unfaithful number in their eyes, yet she was not forsaken nor rejected by her Creator.

Like the prophet Hosea’s adulterous wife who was shown love again as he bought her back as a prostitute, promiscuous pi too found freedom from her toxic relationships as she regained her dignity and self-worth, and found forgiveness and love.

by Numerati February 26, 2025

Not All Pi’s Are Created Equal.

When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)—her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.

Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. They’re not being critical when they commented that not all pi’s are created equal.

by Fasters November 17, 2022

Pi Mafia

Gang members who identify themselves with a π tattoo, which piques someone’s curiosity whether their leader was previously a math nerd, whose life had since taken a perilous turn.

Several members of the pi mafia, who were recently arrested for possessing illegal drugs and guns, confessed to having zero clues on the meaning of the tattoo they’re wearing, when questioned by the police.

by Fasters January 22, 2022

Throat Pied

When a Robert blasts a load on a Garah’s throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils

Garah got throat pied by Robert!

by Dirty Deedsy June 5, 2024

3.14159 pi

how to make a pi
3 whole numbers
1 tenth
4 hundredths
1 thousandth
5 ten thousandth
9 hundred thousandth

Preheat the oven to addition setting. Mix the ingredients in the order of the ingredients. Place it into a pi mould. Please place it in the oven for 3 hours. Take it out and decorate it however you want. I usually put some 265 billionths.

Effects: Makes you good at maths. Can calculate quickly mentally. Level up ur knowledge by 20 levels.

I found a recipe to make the legendary 3.14159 pi.

by some person on the interent August 6, 2022

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

chest-pies

saggy pectoral muscles

dude, you need to get some sun on those fluffy chest-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010