pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 02, 2017

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 10, 2021

No Pussy Pete

The type of people who play casual or less serious modes on multiplayer video games like if they don't win every game their family will get beheaded. The idea being that they play like they never gotten any pussy.

"Hey man the NPP's sure are out in full force tonight on league of legends"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"

by LinkmaBOI May 10, 2023

Skunky Pete

Bring drunk and stoned at the same time.

Mate I'd been drinking pints all night then we lit a big fat doobie. I was a skunky Pete.

by Rjimbout January 28, 2019

Pete Davidson NOOOO!!!

Goddamn algorithm!

Hym "Pete Davidson NOOOO!!! I typed in his name and now he's everywhere! 😭 Why, Pete Davidson!? Leave me alone! You can have all the women! Just get off my phone!" 😭

Iam "The stand-up is funny though. He's pretty funny."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2023

Pete-ing

"Pete-ing", "Pete-ing around":That is when u r being Pete n there's no words to describe how u exactly doing

"Ann went Pete on u!"
"Did Ann went Pete on u again?"
"Dude u have to stop Pete-ing around"
"I had no idea Ann was into Pete-ing untill I saw them being Pete"
"Oh don't mind her she's a dumbass she's always being Pete"

by Sharll August 08, 2022

Gunsey Pete

Legend. One of the funniest twitter accounts, but Jack got him bagged.

"Back when the rap game was playing i diss.
They act like two Gunsey Pete cannot co-exist." J.Cole - Middle Child

by Ratmondy June 10, 2021