Pi Calculus

When π, the world’s most arguably beloved or beautiful mathematical constant, weighs the pros and cons of revealing too little or too much about herself in order to maximize her universal appeal, while minimizing any negative publicity or fallout, in popular culture.

With fierce fellow competitors like e and 𝜙 watching her every move to outwit her, it’s no surprise that π is perpetually paranoid—pi calculus remains a necessary evil for her to maintain her competitive edge.

by Numerati December 12, 2024

pied

pied, when a message you have sent is ignored

john: jed you got pied by melissa so many times last night

jed: she wasn't in a good mood

by yourmumbadboi December 13, 2016

The Pi Diet

A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.

On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”

by Fasters March 4, 2023

Pied a derrière

A weekend home in the country for those escaping the “city” life.

Dylan and his family bought a pied a derrière in the Pocono’s to get out of the city and get some peace and quiet.

by Barolothirty February 28, 2021

Pi Therapy

When exposure to, or meditation on, the number π has the potential of bringing mental, emotional, or spiritual benefits to the practitioner, even those who pride themselves of not being a “math person.”

Like maggot therapy, pi therapy is inexpensively or therapeutically effective in soothing the oft-stressed geeky mind, which is often inundated with misinformation or disinformation coming from all angles of the information superhighway.

by Numerati July 1, 2024

Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

PI Wolf

A cycle counter that cant count wont admit it

This pick face is out by 500cases I take it as PI Wolf been counting again

by Dw86 January 8, 2020