Dark horse

A horse of darkness.

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017

Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

horse rich

The apitamy of richness that comes from a family over generations that has the ability to buy and maintain horses. People born of these family's look down on poor city dwellers and laugh when they find out they have never ridden a horse. These snobby family spawns have never had to worry about college money or anything else for that matter. Nothing really matters when your riding a horse that costs as much or more than most of the American populations cars. Yet these pretentious horse mongers find a way to complain as if they were in the reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Dude, I really like this girl, I heard she is cool

Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?

Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.

by Nanners May 3, 2017

Gaucho Horse

a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely

after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off

by drunk faggot December 12, 2010

horse dookie

Horse shit!!!!

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!

by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017

inconsiderate horse

when someone is exhibiting behavior of being inconsiderate horse, you can refer to them as 'inconsiderate horse'.

ummm... you're being inconsiderate horse

you're so inconsiderate horse right now

by reichiquita May 19, 2023