Earth

Sometimes round, sometimes flat.

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."

by God Hashirama January 3, 2019

Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

Earth

A flat planet

The earth is flat.

by ItsYeBoiSkinnyPen15 June 17, 2018

Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

by Phoeboop July 16, 2018

Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 17, 2018

Earth Nuggets

Balls of ice or snow that fall from the sky. Also know as hail.

Holy shit! Look at the earth nuggets pelting the office windows!

by Vhghfdg August 10, 2018

The Earth

The Earth is flat, like a pancake. earth is flying in outer space and surounded by other round planets. you may have heard that the earth is round but this is all lies. its the government that is trying to hide the truth from us

we live on the earth

by This_is_a_lie January 22, 2019