Biscuit Ripper

bis·cuit rip·per
Noun
One who has remaining only one tooth that is not a molar. Usually one of the top front teeth. Said person uses tooth to rip a biscuit open. Generally found in areas on lower income and dirty people.

Went upta Eustis to get drunk and at karaoke this biscuit ripper came up to me and wanted to give me a hummah.

by Dildoguardian February 16, 2018

Busy biscuit

A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.

She didn't text me back because she is a busy biscuit.

by Laflames June 23, 2016

Deez on a biscuit

Dry custard mustard, Hubble tellescope, saying “ah damn my nose hurts, anyone got some poly?” When ur feeling funk, stinky n**,can u bless me a sting ? , broooo sell me a p for 20, u got a kleenex?

“Don’t mind sneeze! I got sneeze a deez on a biscuit!”

by bouleth July 8, 2022

Biscuit Chick

A girl who is very sexy but isn't very smart

She's a total Biscuit Chick! Really hot, but flaky!

by Daddy Sky November 3, 2011

coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.

That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.

by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017

Trip for biscuits

A waste of time; a futile undertaking.

Dude 1: “How do you feel about 69’ing?”
Dude 2: “It’s ok, but kind of a trip for biscuits.”

by NSesh July 13, 2020

Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014