sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Sit

To place your fat ass on something that’s big enough for it

I really wanna sit on something, I’m so tired I could sit on anything

by Stupid idiot boy July 4, 2023

sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024

sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.

Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum.

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021

disk sitting

The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.

I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!

by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022