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suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.
Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.
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Shotgun Suicide

A sexually charge fatality, in which the dominant male user spins the submissive partner around at moment of climax and unleashes orgasmic fluid to the the back of the head. Dw-Dk
Devin turned her around and shotgun suicided all over the back of her hair.
by DW-DK December 14, 2014
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Attempted Suicide

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.
A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.
by Luvstruckbyjustin January 17, 2015
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suicide starbomb

A coffee drink, cold or hot, accidentally dropped in a crowded area that hits 3 or more people and also hits the person who dropped it.
I had a suicide starbombing moment at the mall yesterday, wrecked my new shoes.
by Clumsycoffeedrinker August 13, 2010
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suicide regime

-A group of people that hold the mentality that some people need to commit suicide for the betterment and further positive growth of human life. They drive, or force, a person to kill themselves. Instead of flat out killing someone, a member of the SR forces that person to take their own life.

-Suicide = self killing. Regime = government or controlling system. Suicide Regime = Controlling and rule through self extermination of the weak.

-The Belief that humans are, overall, just useless...
the suicide regime can be seen in movies. The Saw Series (Jigsaw) and in se7en (John Doe).
"Suicide: Do It Today, For Us Tomorrow!"
by AntiK-+-InsomniaK December 1, 2007
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Suicidal Cheerios

A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.
Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios?

Nah but I heard it was lit
by TalentED568 March 15, 2016
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Suicide daddy

A really hot guy that's always high and everyone knows him.
Aren't you suicide daddy??
by Shylar Luvo August 7, 2017
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