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joss stone

Barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. Contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of Harlem or Detroit, but from the nice middle class suburb of Kent in England.
Not that you'd realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some massive New York loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
Another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing mass suicide or downing truckloads of Prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy Soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
Average Person 1: Shouldn't Joss Stone in school right now?
Average Person 2: Nah, her record company are making a shitload of money out of passing her off as a soul singer.
by jpeterman July 13, 2006
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Stone Dome

When there is 1 Girl and 4-10 guys at a table. All the guys sit at the table and whip out their dicks under the table. The girl proceeds to sit under the table and suck on 1 penis at a time. the other guys at the table have to guess which guy is getting their dick sucked. a popular game amongst the thirsty boys
Those thirsty boys always play stone dome with their thirsty bitch. The thirsty bitch takes turn on everyones dick.
by knowledgeman123123 July 12, 2009
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BOUTTA STONE

a phrase commonly used when one is about to unleash a flurry of insults at someone who has just embarassed themselves , usually resulting in the domination (owning) of him/her.
Bill is obese.
the chair that Bill is sitting in breaks.

Joe: BOUTTA STONE
by Brownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn September 29, 2009
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stoned up

To get the balls to do something. To gain courage.
He finally stoned up and told the bitch to get the fuck out!
by Mike Fr March 22, 2007
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stone balone

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone
by Johan kine April 15, 2014
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stone licker

Likes to partake and licking and sucking testicles and penis instead of intercourse with females
Stone licker man stop playing acting like you you don't like that big thing
by Balls6779 June 16, 2016
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room stoned

room stoned means if you're in the same room as people who are smoking weed you also get stoned due to the fact that it's a small area
Andy - "oh man have you seen Jimmy?"

Daniel - "i think he was with Chris in the laundry , apparently they're all getting room stoned in there"
by Beng October 21, 2012
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