stick squished

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.

Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.

by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

by gamemaker December 3, 2016

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

Oof Stick

Oof Stick is a word that you can say instead of a dead person. It is another word for a dead person because 'oof' means die/dead and 'stick' because the person has rigor mortis and if stiff like a stick.

That drunk dude just drove his car into a tree and now he's an oof stick.

by Dawn Lloyd March 19, 2023

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017