squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016

Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.

Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. June 22, 2025

Squat

Pretty much to go workout to for a bigger but.... workout it's pretty much self exclamatory

Jennifer squats at the gym to get that thick ass every chick wants.

by Pulp Fic February 10, 2017

ciroc squat

when you decide to sit directly on a bottle of ciroc and get back up a d repeat it

hey Elijah last night I heard you faced that girl to ciroc squat 15 time

by ekgbggb April 18, 2020

Fort squat

Fort squat

“Fort squat”

by Not pro jelqer May 9, 2022

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016

dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.

There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.

by B-double-D April 24, 2020