Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

thot squat

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016

pop a squat or i'll pop your squat

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

squat thrust

Something hard. Real hard.

Squat thrusts are hard. Real hard.

by The Real Andrea L March 29, 2008

Squatter

Person who decides to live outside of ordinary society, often against using property for profit and because of the lack of affordable houses for the masses. Squatters often move into properties that have been abandoned for a long time, mostly in communes. Most squatters hate wasting energy and resources, so they use wood stoves, and often resort to products and food that supermarkets and stores get rid off, many grow their own produce. Many are vegetarians or vegans, have dogs, and most wear and use second hand stuff.

I went to a squatter party this weekend, they had a free store and also sold a lot of hats and jewelry there.

I still can't get used to squatter girls and all their hair.

I have never seen more dreads than at that squatter party.

by The Dutch Freya August 11, 2008

Squatchin

When that bitch look like bigfoot. Looking like a hot mess, ratchet.

When that bitch look like bigfoot

"That bitch be squatchin."

by BlingBlingGalaxy November 1, 2015