the pink spiders

The bane of the Nashville rock scene, seeing as they've now sold out and given control of their nuts to MTV. Best known for their habit of dressing in only pink and black for shows, which will now easily appeal to every 13-year old fat punk-rock poser girl across the nation. Matt Friction has now stolen their hearts. Many in Nashville might still consider going to a show, but then they are quickly reminded by their friends how many pre-pubescents will be there, and they realize that the Pink fucking Spiders now suck.
loser: "hey, wanna go to the pink spiders show tonight? it might be fun..."
guy: "yea, if you consider hearing teenage girls claim they want to fuck a guy that dyes his hair more than they do..."
by woogie May 27, 2006
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Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
by Sap December 25, 2004
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Spider Punch

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
by DMITCH November 02, 2007
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mouthfull of spiders

A descriptive term used to mean something particularly nasty,bad or horrendous.
"G'damn,that was as much fun as a mouthfull of spiders."

"Jesus,I'd rather have a mouthfull of spiders than to kiss her scaggly ass."
by CrowTard March 11, 2006
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spider tits

Yuck dude, thems spider tits on that ho!
by Captain Spidertits August 11, 2008
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spider-man

When someone decides to have sex directly after having their balls busted which causes blood to come out instead of jizz.
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Spider-Man

The act of excessively cumming.
"Holy fuck that pornstar just got seriously spider-manned!"
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