Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

Southern Bell

Shaking legs side to side and letting your balls swing.

You ever ring the southern bell.

Ringing the southern bell on a hot day.

by QuakerJak001 May 20, 2024

Southern Crew

These are people who reside in the south. These people are usually polite, opinionated, confident, witty, loving, and friendly. Being part of the crew doesn't mean you have to be friends, it's a lifestyle, a unity, a bond that all southerners have. They say y'all, yes Ma'am, drink sweet tea, sit on porches, and you can usually find them around a fire on a cold Saturday night. Being part of the crew is a privilege.

We are Southern Crew!!!

by nicjay September 9, 2015

southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

Sloppy Southerner

When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.

Damn Sally last night u gave me a Sloppy Southerner, you need to have better hand eye coordination.

by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016

southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl

by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021