An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.
You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.
by MC Wang March 28, 2010
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Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
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soggy is either when a girl has been fucked to many times and is all loose and gross. the other definition is when a girl has gross fat on the back of her legs like cottage cheese.
by Adam December 14, 2004
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1)drunkor hung over
by bastardfins December 27, 2006
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1. inferior
2. worthless
3. execrable
from The Loonguage, Sook, v. tran., to suck, from Middle English suken meaning to draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction, from Old English sUcan
1. inferior
2. worthless
3. execrable
from The Loonguage, Sook, v. tran., to suck, from Middle English suken meaning to draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction, from Old English sUcan
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