Susan Smith

A lying bitch and a horrible mother who killed her own children and tried to blame it on the black man.

She went on national television, faked her emotions and fooled 7/10 people with it, saying her children were kidnapped.

Dumb bitch can burn in hell!!!

Susan Smith is a nasty-ass cunt hair!

by XIIPrometheusXII December 9, 2008

Alex Smith

A person that cannot get fired from their current occupation no matter how below average or poorly they perform. The fact that this person is able to keep their job is incredible and leads others to believe he/she might be related in some way to owners or bosses or might be doing extra favors for them unknown to the public.

A: "Wow, how does this guy still have a job here? He has no skills and he actually brings our overall performance as a company down."

B: "No clue, we used to be a good company but with this Alex Smith on our team, we'll never get there again."

by badelist August 23, 2011

Anna Nicole Smith

Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.

See also Dumb Blonde

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

jj smith

1.)a girl who walks the streets lookin to suck and fuck random mexicans so she and her bf can shoot up painkillers.
2)a white(may be any race) bitch trick hoe who comes from a good family but still thinks she need to suck and fuck so that she can shoot up.
3)crack-whore bitch whos ass smells like shit and breath smells like dick.

goddammit there goes that white bitch ass cocksuckin ass fuckin shitty titty bitch walkin down the fuckin ave again. . .mutha fuckin jj smith!!

by citgo fo'sho crotch rocket October 22, 2008

smipe

verb. the act of jumping up and down in place while thinking happy thoughts.

I was having a bad day when my friend started "smiping" to make me laugh at his ridiculousness and told me to smipe.

by gunrad December 1, 2009

Dick Smith

A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.

by John Martini September 1, 2006

Kevin Smith

Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon that only aired two episodes. Has appeared in Vulgar, Daredevil, one of the Scream movies, and the TV shows Yes, Dear and Degrassi. Currently working on Passion of the Clerks, Clerks the Cartoon and probably another comic book movie.

Damn! Kevin Smith has awesome movies!

by metibo March 23, 2005