small iPod

1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.

2)A small device used to listen to music

Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.

by KTHXBOI November 15, 2007

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small penis

To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.

Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."

Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"

Jenny: "6 by 5.5."

Rick: "That's just the right size!"

Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."

by Amanda Oakes June 25, 2010

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small downs

The exact opposite of "big ups". This means that one should be made fun of rather than commended or applauded.

One day James thought he deserved "big ups", on the contrary, I corrected him by saying that he deserves "small downs" for his buffoonish bantering and rude behavior.

by Petey Pablos April 21, 2013

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