Single

(Noun) : A man who makes jokes about woman in the kitchen.

Men: Hey baby, how many man does it take to open a beer?
Woman: One?
Men: Nope, none. It should be open by the time she brings it!
Woman: It does now, you're single :D

by anghac93 September 4, 2012

shangles

An annoying butthole who gets on your nerves and has a ginger enemy. she thinks shes in a loreal advert. even a song has been made -

YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER PALE PINK NO. 7 LIPSTICK, YOU KISSED SHANGLES JUST TO TRY IT HOPE WILL BILLINGS DONT MIND IT, IT FELT SO WRONG IT WASNT RIGHT IT GAVE EVERYONE A FRIGHT, YOU KISSED SHANGLES AND YOU LIKED IT... JUST TO TRY IT,,,,,,,,  THAT SHANGLES SHE IS SO UNCOOOL BIG BAG LONG HAIR SO FREAKABLE EVERYONE RESISTS HER UGLEY BALLS IT AINT NO BIG DEAL SHE SMELLS OF FRIIIIIIIIIIZENN

OMG , WTF is that coming towards us?????!?!!
Oh right its just Shangles,
be quivvered , be VERY quivvered

by ERIKA;ERIKA;ERIKA November 4, 2008

Sangue Misto

Italic-Americana(Of Italian-American Origins). Phrase meaning "Mixed blood". Both of Italian ethnic group and another. Most commonly between Italians and Blacks. this ethnic group is small but growing in the cities like New York, Baltimore, Chicago, New Orleans. Not to be mistaken for "Creole." This is entirly different.

Did you see Maria's new boyfriend?, Eh? oh the sangue misto boy? He's a cutie.

by Benito F.P. July 14, 2006

single stat mispice

someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com

Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer

by eddie the man held July 9, 2007

Singleocity

Singleocity-noun- The act(and belief) of being single for as long as you wish because you believe you are just fine on your own.

Jack- Hey Jill, I really like you and you're really cute.. would you like to be my gilrfriend?

Jill-Sorry, Jack. You're a swell guy and all, but I believe in Singleocity!

Jack-Singleocity? What's that?

Jill-Singleocity.. hm.. Well, I believe that I can do just fine without a boyfriend,but dates and flirting are fine! and I don't like committing to relationships and all that jazz because they're just so much hassle!

by JessicaAlysun October 1, 2008

singleize

to break up with someone and then be single

i just singleized myself!!

by oh em geeze November 7, 2009

Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010