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Sack Blasting

The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."

"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
by Shamelesss August 19, 2013
mugGet the Sack Blastingmug.

Sacking around

The act in which one waves his ballsack in a figure of eight. or

A general term for messing around
Example 1
Person 1: Hello, what are you doing there?
Person 2: Why, i'm just sacking around

Example 2
Person 1:*listening to music, not doing homework*
Person 2: Stop sacking around and get your work done
by thatfatkid1704 June 28, 2011
mugGet the Sacking aroundmug.

one sack

the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
by Goorin October 4, 2012
mugGet the one sackmug.

rim sack

The result of the testicles coming into contact with an unclean anus during intercourse.
That chick gave me rim sack, I had to wash my balls 4 times to get the stank off.
by yokah March 7, 2011
mugGet the rim sackmug.

Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.
I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
mugGet the Sack Smackingmug.

sack of niplets

A phrase used by jacksepticeye in the I am Bread series, meant to be used as an insult.
by The World Rulez May 7, 2018
mugGet the sack of nipletsmug.

sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006
mugGet the sack of assholemug.

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