motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)

you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect

by r1thm September 4, 2020

Anaconda Rule

When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.

Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.

by prinmare November 12, 2009

Rule #14

"Don't take disrespect"

-This mf called me pussy
-Rule #14 brother

by AKayser February 23, 2023

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

Rule 55

You cant do it!

Rule 55! you cant do it!

by TrotskysRevenge December 6, 2020

Rule 34

If it exists there is porn of it. even rule 34 has rule 34 porn

Hey rule 34 mlp

by Jay's Wing January 2, 2019

Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)

So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme

by Skua September September 26, 2018