Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

rule 274

Josh's and Trinitys have to fuck.

No exeptions.

Trinity: what's your name
Josh: josh.
Trinity: rule 274. Fuck me.

by Sonicwave.exe May 17, 2021

Rule-T

Timing is Everything.

What a lame party!..Buncha losers..
"Rule-T,Yo.Shoulda come last night when the Bikini-Team was here".

by Waboa February 5, 2009

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Rule 524

If it exists, someone built it in Minecraft.

Friend 1: Hey, I want to build (unique thing).
Friend 2: Rule 524 means its already done.

by pRomethiu5 June 24, 2019

Mundane Rule

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)

So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme

by Skua September September 26, 2018

the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018