Memphis Dry Rub

Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
by keebler2 February 07, 2010
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dutch gut rub

When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.
Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.
by Dirk digger 1086 November 21, 2017
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t-rubs

Trying to come back to my room i got some t-rubs
by ishkibible January 28, 2009
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Rub-Adub-Tug

When in the shower you give yourself a tug job, for ladies its Rub-Adub-Rub.
Steve: “Ive got time before class im gonna pull a Rub-Adub-Tug"
by thewonderyears November 19, 2011
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Canadian Back Rub

to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.
That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.
by Chris Pronger March 10, 2012
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rub my turkey

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.
Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !
by JJ&BG October 09, 2018
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belly button rub

To insert a "outey" or an belly button facing outward into a woman's uterus
She gave me a belly button rub and it felt real nice
by Canidoiy September 27, 2017
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