Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.
"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
by keebler2 February 7, 2010

When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.
Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.
by Dirk digger 1086 November 21, 2017

by thewonderyears November 19, 2011

by Chris Pronger June 21, 2012

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.
by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

by Canidoiy September 27, 2017

by ishkibible January 28, 2009
