team rocket

A pair of humorous, yet stupid villians that try to steal Ash's Pikachu, pretty much using the same stupid techniques. They allways have a new motto every episode but here's the best one.

Prepare for trouble i'm extremely baked
And make it double for heavens sake
To protect the world from devasation
to unite all peoples within our nation
to denounce the evils of truth and love
to extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse! James! Team rocket smokes a blunt at the speed of light!
Surrounder now before we get the munchies or prepare to fight fight fight!
Meowth That's right! Wobbuffet! Chime Chime Chime!

We'll catch that pikachu and give it to the BAWS!!
Look's like team rocket's blazing up again!

by ssj3gotenks December 28, 2005

Salazar Rocket

A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.

A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.

by Peter J. Pitchess August 11, 2010

rocket man

the sexual act of putting a butt plug in a gassy person, but they fart the buttplug out and it hits you in the eye

“it was hot, till she pulled a rocket man.”

“we hooked up, but the mood was ruined when she rocket manned”

by sour cream and onion chips November 17, 2020

snot-rocket

launched when "rocketeer" plugs on nostril with finger,then expelles air thruogh open nostril causing a stream of mucus and boogers to fly out onto unsuspecting victim.

Whatta' ya' gonna pick?
Snot-rocket!

by sky May 9, 2003

rocket noob

a player (actually not even a player) who can only get a kill with a rocket launcher. normally found in halo.

Fallenangel: if you dont stop using that rocket or I will kick your f***ing @$$!!!!

noob: ur just jealous!!

Fallenangel: rocket noob

Fallenangel has quit the game

by Fallenangel5 January 28, 2010

knuckle rocket

the cum that lands on your knuckles after masturbation

I was shooting off a knuckle rocket and your mom walked in.

by pink pig August 21, 2007

foot rockets

A foot rocket is a long flat device worn on the feets designed to help the wearer slide smoothly over snow.

Douche Bag 1-Were going to the moutains with our foot rockets tomorrow.

Douche Bag 2-Nice man!!

by charroncheapwine March 27, 2009