One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
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Get the Extremely Right mug.A more honest name for what is often called positive discrimination. Used by those that realise that Positive Discriminaction is an oxymoron discrimination is discrimination no matter which way it swings.
Also has a sibling, Right On Racism.
Also has a sibling, Right On Racism.
BBC Radio Woman's Hour presenter complains to the director general about sexism in the BBC. She is a presenter on a program with a gender specific title produced for women by and presented by an all female team but that’s not sexism that’s Right On Sexism.
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Get the Right On Sexism mug.1-the act of some one punching some one in the mouth.
2-the time you say something dumb and you want to put your foot in your mouth
2-the time you say something dumb and you want to put your foot in your mouth
1-Dude! I just clipped that guy right in the grill
2-"did you put on weight or did i have to many drinks?"Tom said to the supermodel
2-"did you put on weight or did i have to many drinks?"Tom said to the supermodel
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Me: *rolls joint and sets it aside for a second*
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!
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A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
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Get the right funny mug.For a person to engage in the very excessive consumption of a variety of intoxicating substances such as alcohol, MDMA and cocaine, among others, within a short time period and, invariably, to the detriment of an individuals normal daily routine and responsibilities the following day.
"Dude, last night was off the wall. I didn't mean to get right on it but didn't go to bed till 7am and was 2 hours late for work."
"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"
"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"
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