line-retard

the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign

old people, line-retard

by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009

True Retard

An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.

Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”

Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”

Brayden: *giggles*

Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”

by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020

Half Retarded

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards

Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018

retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple

by Ass definition October 2, 2011

retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

Bull Retard

1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.

Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.

1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.

2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.

by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005

retard strength

A bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. Their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. Though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. One too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.

Dont let him drink. Last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. Then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. Worst case of retard strength I've ever seen

by eel_G July 11, 2010