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Rectangle Ass

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
by captainbone February 15, 2017
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Rectally

Adv.

When one is behaving in any assholish manner.
Watch out for JoeJackJimBob, he's rectally again today.
by Juss' Jess' Jesse January 9, 2019
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Rectal Flag

A humans behind being the goal of a golf course, the pole indicating the hole would be sticking out of the goal's behind, which is where the name "Rectal Flag" originated.
Last Sunday Jack thought it was a good idea to pose as a Rectal Flag for the 7th hole of the course.
by SCUD-Time September 11, 2022
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rectal igloo cream

once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!
by pussy ass April 11, 2023
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unsanitized rectal wart

an unclean wart that grows in the fecinity of your but hole.
get of your fat ass and sanitize my unsanitized rectal wart.
by rsander75 November 23, 2011
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golden rectangle

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.
Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.
by arcoladave November 13, 2013
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Rectangle

You better recognize DJ Rectangle!
by B-Drac August 23, 2003
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