to bitch purple

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.

You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

purple flurping

When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda

Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!

by Thegenuinerage April 22, 2016

purple rocks

Ice in Codiene

Boi through some purple rocks in that cup

by Awgepoop September 7, 2017

Purple Hawk

When at the bar and your friend spots a complete beauty for you

"Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."

by NJP23 January 10, 2012

A Purple One

A Canadian ten-dollar bill

"Hey, can you loan me a purple one for some delicious Molson Canadian?"

by cline26 August 12, 2012