Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

purple flurping

When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda

Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!

by Thegenuinerage April 22, 2016

Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.

Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?

by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016

dingleberry purple

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.

Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!

by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018

king purple

The creator of CLC. Alora, the best OSRS Runescape Private Server.
Smells like feet.

Quick everyone one King Purple!

by dsfdsfdsfdsfsd February 8, 2018

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

purple edit

In competitive reality TV, when a contestant is edited to receive little-to-no screen time despite lasting relatively deep into the game.

The term is named after Survivor: Nicaragua contestant Kelly Shinn (nicknamed "Purple Kelly"), who lasted 28 days before quitting the game. The show's editors took "revenge" by all-but-deleting her from the storyline.

Wait, you're telling Chelsea had only FOUR confessionals despite getting voted out in 8th place!? That's a purple edit if ever there was one.

by bbbbbbb6 January 2, 2020