Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

Serge the protector

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.

FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

Ever think about odor protection?

....cause you stink!

nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!!

by hoarf February 22, 2005

protest warrior

A group of both liberals and conservatives who fight against slanderous protests, such as the claim that this war in Iraq is illegal and unjust. Often seen armed with permits, video cameras, and sarcastic signs to protest the real lies being fed to otherwise uninformed people. Peace groups being infiltrated are often harrasing the members of the Protest Warriors, seeing them as a threat to debunking their lies.

A Protest Warrior group went to a Halliburton protest where several PW members were attacked unprovoked, including one being pushed in front of a moving car.

by Black_Viper December 28, 2005

protestant

a Christian religion.

Many people think that protestants are horrible people but as one myself (which i was born into) i no that they are not bad people.

The Roman Catholic & Protestant faith are practically the same thing except protestants don't believe that The Virgin Mary is more important than our Lord Jesus Christ.

The Protestant faith started because Martin Luther wasn't happy that Roman Catholics were paying the pope to forgive their sins. I strongly agree with this as the only way for you sins to be forgiven is by a prayer to our Lord.

Also, i come from Northern Ireland were religion is a big issue with many people who funnily enough aren't actually Christians but just like to slag others for not having the same belief. Stupid eh?

So please don't write cruel and horrible things because of the slight difference in religion. Both Prostestants and Roman Catholics believe in God, Christ and the Holy Bible. What more can i say?

There is one Lord for both Protestants and Roman Catholics.

by LGorman123 December 1, 2007

ProText

An expertly crafted mildly threatening warning text sent in defense or "protection"of someone else by a friend, relative, lover, etc...

Noun: "That ratchet ass ho said WHAT to you?? Oh hell no-Imma hafta send that bitch a PROTEXT right now!"
Verb: " Lets go PROTEXT that Lil skank who keeps posting rude shit on ur sister's Facebook!"

by SchmackVxn68 January 31, 2018

Protestipant

To participate in a protest.

Those protestipants got sprayed with pepper spray.

by BobbyStanwin January 13, 2009