The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016
Get the positive anal g-forcemug. This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.
by kingify January 14, 2025
Get the vietnamese fly trap positionmug. A lot of people try to tell you be positive, which implies that it will make you happy to be positive, but positivity and happiness are not the same thing.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the positivemug. A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.
by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019
Get the positive disruptionmug. this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun
by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 5, 2019
Get the broken scissors positionmug. ‘Positions’ is a Studio Album by the musician & artist, Ariana Grande.
This album was her last (but not least) in her discography, her 6th album.
This album was her last (but not least) in her discography, her 6th album.
1: ‘Have you heard Ariana’s new album, ‘Positions’?’
2: ‘Yes, I have! It’s so good! My favorite track is ‘west side’.’
2: ‘Yes, I have! It’s so good! My favorite track is ‘west side’.’
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
Get the Positionsmug. by 👀🦆 June 3, 2021
Get the positive ughmug.