Her: Thanks for me taking me to dinner tonight!
Him: Shut up, I need desert.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.
Her: wait, let me get the whip
Him: Shut up, I need desert.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.
Her: wait, let me get the whip
by paul_houston April 21, 2024
Her: Thanks for me taking me to dinner tonight!
Him: Shut up, I need desert.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.
Her: Wait, let me get the whipped cream.
Him: Shut up, I need desert.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I’m gonna lick your lower parts.
Her: Wait, let me get the whipped cream.
by paul_houston April 21, 2024
by D&L4Evr February 17, 2022
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
A term used to define anything that was aquired in such a way that the person didn't pay for it. It could have been g'd from someone or if it was free99. There are people that take other peoples stuff and sell them as a brooklyn deal.
by Domexicano April 07, 2005
Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 23, 2020
by Pikialo April 16, 2017