conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

jungle pants

Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it

i took her pants off and saw she had jungle pants.

by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008

pant-a-loonie

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.

"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."

by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009

tootsy pants

An individual who demonstrates prestige in the buttocks department. In laymans terms; A cutie with a booty.

"Yo B check out that Lauren H.... she a tootsy pants fo shizo.

by B..e...a...n..... February 27, 2009

Pants Pinky

An extremely small penis.

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 9, 2009

Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.

Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.

by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014

Pant Burn

A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.

Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it

by Vijay238 August 6, 2014