Parking Garage

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into the guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J parking garageing it on the top"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010

Packing for the winter

The act of steaming one's nuts and storing them in a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously for sexual pleasure

I used Rachel when I was packing for the winter.

by Lajora February 3, 2017

Packing Ass

When a woman has a large booty.

Did you see Laqueisa? That bitch is packing ass!
Daaaamn bitch how you over here packing that much ass?

by Wjke November 1, 2017

packing 7 on hard

When your dick is hard (erect) you're 7 inches long.

I be packing 7 on hard and niggas be likes 'oh that's small'

by Ryhaan January 16, 2018

Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.

Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!

by Rambler Man June 10, 2021