BEach bummed

Having anal sex in the sand dunes with a stranger you met at a bar

anyone here you want to get beach bummed by later?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet May 19, 2018

bum nuzzler

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.

Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.

by jimmy2fast December 02, 2009

Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.

Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.

by smartsara July 12, 2010

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

by RAWSTAN July 27, 2015

Slide-bum

Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.

Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?

by miscuzi July 12, 2021

Bum Drum

The use of your behind as a musical instrument through slapping it with your hands.

Who needs to beatbox when there is the Bum Drum!

by spudolicious February 23, 2011

Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020