Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!

Look at that mans bum twinkle

by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017

benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"

A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!

by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019

Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 13, 2018

slanty bum

When a female has straight back with little to no ass at all. The ass appears to be one with the thighs.

Judy had a big booty but Sarah has a slanty bum.

by byrdmanjenkins April 4, 2015

bum skiddly

Another term for marijuana/smoking a joint.

'Let's get some bum skiddly lads'

by BumSkiddleMaster April 24, 2019

Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

by Mr Natural July 1, 2007