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Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
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Circuit Board

The thing you find everywhere, mostly in electronics. They can break into pieces easily, and if you broke one….
They can contain integrated circuits, electronic components, or any other sort of item the board needs.
The most normal type is single-sided, but some boards have to be double sided.

Before you throw away your electronics, you should take out whatever’s useful, and remember this: Yes, boards can become collectors items.
The circuit board on this device is very dirty.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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Boarding school

A place where Indian parents send their children to fucking die, and to get tortured by having no connection with the outside world and only study.
Indian mom: I am sending you to boarding school.
Indian child: NOOOOO WHY!!!!11!!
by uhhjustsomebody September 20, 2022
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cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)
Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!
by Shepity September 1, 2022
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
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mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.
I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.
by joshy washy November 28, 2007
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GTA Boards

A forum dedicated to the legendary Grand Theft Auto game series. A resourceful and informative forum. Completely free from toxicity unlike other forums.
Yo! Did you read about the latest GTA 6 news at GTA Boards?

No way bruh! GTAB is legit as f!
by noobage August 26, 2021
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