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Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain
Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice
by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019
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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.
“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”
by issu3s October 23, 2019
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Javion Juice

Javion Juice is the most delicious, scrumptious drink to ever exist. Only created by boys, Javion Juice is the first juice to ever exist. Without Javion Juice, nobody would live.
Mmmm, I could drink that tasty, sticky Javion juice all day long.

Oh yeah, put that Javion Juice in me daddy.
by cumonmyearsdaddy February 20, 2020
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bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.
When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
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lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade
Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.
by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021
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Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.
"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"
by jaikomodo December 10, 2021
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